Goth kids, and people who're into furry porn.
I figured I'd put up the highlights.
First, we decided to head to some vampires. Y'know...
Easy prey... OUWAHHWHWHAHAHAHA, THE NUMBER OF THE DAY IS EIGHT!
We had established that Goth1 was obviously the dominant female. Prrowl!
You say, "Hard like the ice cold heart of ... . . . beowulf."
[platypusbear] looks to goth1," You seem intrigued and desperate, wanna go makeout?"
[g2]: ..................
[g2]: xD
[Goth1] glares even more, emiting a low growl '.......'
[duckysquack] emits primal noises of prime ape orgies.
[platypusbear]: Sexy growl. Do it again.
[Goth1] rolls her eye's sticking ehr tounge out "..if you wish to keep living dont speak to me like that"
[g2]: XD
You say, "Oh baby but please don't stop talking like that. *purrs* ^_^"
[g2]: ...............
[Goth1] sighs as she growls lowly once agian '.....stupid no go pig's....."
[platypusbear]: I need a strong women like you to break my wild horse nature, babe.
[platypusbear]: I stompt my feet to alarm you are in my breeding ground.
[Goth1] stands as she glares at them "...i am going else where..." she said growling more
You say, "She's my one true love."
She wasn't woman enough for us though.
So after our hot date we got kicked out and wandered about some more.
And there it was. Perfect.
Star Wars. How could we say no?
[#] The Sith Android quickly steps into the entrance of the Temple, lightsaber ignited and held defensively: "Identify yourself for Vocal Recognition."
[platypusbear]: Roag!
(You see [platypusbear].)
> I fled into the darkness, and I was afraid. Also alone.
[platypusbear]: KAH PLAH
[platypusbear]: I am zerg?
[platypusbear]: For the emperor!
You say, "Macarena!"
You say, "Kodaaachrroooommmee."
[platypusbear]: Jazzersize
[platypusbear]: The first rule of fight club is..
You say, "You do not talk about fight club!"
[platypusbear]: CORRECT!
[platypusbear]: Pleeeease enter.
[#] Upon observing the lightsaber-wielding Sith Androids, those with knowledge of such things would notice their armor to be of Cortosis Weave, making lightsabers virtually useless against them.
[platypusbear]: Darth Vader.
[platypusbear]: I demand you let me in.
[platypusbear]: Helloooo?
You say, "Your mother."
You say, "I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS TREATMENT, WILLIAM."
[platypusbear]: *choo ::puuur:: *
You say, "I WENT THROUGH 16 HOURS OF LABOR TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR ARMORED SYNTHETIC LITTLE BODY."
[platypusbear]: SHE CAN UNMAKE YOU.
You say, "DAMNRIGHT, I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD I SURE AS HELL CAN TAKE YOU OUT!"
[#] The Sith Android quickly steps into the entrance of the Temple, lightsaber ignited and held defensively: "Identify yourself for Vocal Recognition."
[#] The Sith Android quickly steps into the entrance of the Temple, lightsaber ignited and held defensively: "Identify yourself for Vocal Recognition."
[#] The Sith Android quickly steps into the entrance of the Temple, lightsaber ignited and held defensively: "Identify yourself for Vocal Recognition."
[platypusbear]: Juuron.
[platypusbear]: Essence Faleur.
You say, "Tattooine."
[platypusbear]: Temple of the Sith.
[platypusbear]: Germie.
You say, "SssSsssith."
You say, "Anakin"
[platypusbear]: Snakes on a plane!
You say, "George Lucas"
So, despite guilt trips, foreign languages, much geek talks, and negotiations involving porn, I found no luck. My partner managed to sneak in, however. We won't go into that.
TO BE CONTINUED...
posted by Oppolo&Jaq @ 9:08 PM
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