(Yiffing is grooosss.)
Jaq is better than your pancakes.
So, after wandering around pissing off stupid goth kids, we got- bored. We needed something new.
Well, coincidentally we ended up in the adult area.
Let me tell you, it was fucking packed. Not a good sign.
There was an odd area based around a college of some sort, where gender was a subject of question. We hung around in one room for a while. Amazingly enough, it was quite boring and everyone was socializing. Not the hell-hole mass orgy I always imagined, but still nothing I wanted to deal with on a daily basis.
[smellsacetone] smiles and cuddles him, "everyone's bored"
[eatscherrypies]: Yeah.
[isn'twhatsheclaimstobe] Stands up and does a back hand spring into a front handspring into a backtuck then lands on her feet brb GUYS! and Girls~!!
You say, "UWAHRHRHARED>"
I was done with these squares! So was my friend! Time to find adventure, right?!
What better than a co-ed bathroom? I was expecting some crazy fetishes here.
[furry]: yep
[gnat’spanties]: Get over it.
[Hailmywhore] oO
You say, "I haven't taken a shower in like a week."
[furry]: my last wife was Lilly Chambers, now known as Sway
You say, "Seriously, the grease was starting to bother me. Also all this dandruf."
You say, "Life is tough without running water."
[gnat’spanties]: [duckysquack], that's gross.
[furry] feels like he's been cursed with matelessness since
Cursed with matelessness...
I wonder why.
I think I have better chances as a water conservationalist.
But I realized I had stumbled across a herd of...
DRAMA LLAMAS!
[gnat’spanties]: Who cares, my problem is rl thank you.
[furry]: [try not having a g/f in over a year IRL]
[gnat’spanties]: Yeah, I haven't had a good boyfriend in so many year sI lost count. It's been use after use. Try that.
[gnat’spanties]: Hale, if I went up to this guy and told him everything, do you think He would find me crazy?
[platypusbear]: Know what's awkward? Sitting next to your girlfriend's mom in the abortion clinic.
[gnat’spanties]: Ouch, that sucks.
[Hailmywhore] shruggs "People arent that easy to judge on the fly nap" o.o
[furry]: [my RL last girlfriend was when I was working on Belle City Amusements and she left me for a ride jock (what we carneys call ride operators)]
[gnat’spanties]: I want to go to his house and just hug him. Is that too much to ask.
You say, "I see the problem here."
You say, "It boils down to a word."
You say, "That word is otter."
You say, "He is always amongst us."
[platypusbear]: They use tools to crack clams.
[platypusbear]: Learn from them.
[gnat’spanties]: Our moms have even told us, that when we look at each other we both look so empty, but we stare in each others eyes for hours.
You say, "For life has it's uncrackable clams, until we find that tool."
[Hailmywhore] smiles "Thats kinda sweet in a weird dark way"
Why thank you Hail, I like our natural philosophy as well.
[platypusbear]: And that tool is freedom. Freedom to love anyone that makes you happy.
[furry]: [and believe me, as a jointee (carney lingo for a game vendor) there is nothing worse then losing a girlfriend to a ride jock]
[gnat’spanties]: That's like a nerd losing a girlfriend to a football player. it happens.
[platypusbear]: Ride Jock's have all the luck.
You say, "I lost my boyfriend to a parapalegic."
[platypusbear]: Women, more money, free rides.
[platypusbear]: Hey [duckysquack]
[platypusbear]: Don't be hating
You say, "I hate your guts."
[platypusbear]: Just because they're handicaped doesn't mean they can't experience all of life's magic.
You say, "How could you leave me for a girl in a wheel chair?!"
[platypusbear]: But because they can't run a marathon, so fucking what?
You say, "ME?!"
[platypusbear]: My father was in a wheelchair.
You say, "I should've put YOU in a wheelchair."
[platypusbear]: I am in one already.
[Hailmywhore] pokes [gnat] "See told you we werent the only fucked up ones"
[gnat’spanties]: At least you guys were left, you dont have to live with guilt.
[platypusbear]: It's genetic.You say, "Bullshit, you just like the luxury of being pushed around."
You say, "You watch out, school tomorrow I'm pushing you RIGHT DOWN THAT HILL."
[Hailmywhore] OO
[Hailmywhore] snickers at this shit o.o
Think about that last line carefully.
Hey, ever read Edgar Allen Poe's a dream within a dream?
[gnat’spanties]: I cause my own problems.
[platypusbear]: So why do you guys come here?
[platypusbear]: I can't get a boner cause of being handicapped, so this is my only way to slake my lust.
[platypusbear]: What about you?
[gnat’spanties]: To hang out with friends, which Is why I dont know why Im here.
You say, "I'm telling you, he's not handicapped, he's lazy."
[Hailmywhore] snuggs [gnat] "Such a negative kitty" o.o
[gnat’spanties]: I guess so.
[gnat’spanties]: I'm a glass half empty kitty.
[platypusbear]: Kitty ::puurz:: ^^
[Hailmywhore] fills [gnat]'s glass :O
You say, "I'm a realist. There is no glass."
[platypusbear]: Yeah, okay Daria.
You say, "Shutup cripple boy."
[Hailmywhore] I'm a comic, make a fuckin joke about it heh
[Hailmywhore] pats [gnat] "BRB Chinese food is calling me"
[platypusbear]: I'm a handicapped. The glass is scotch and everclear.
[platypusbear]: And a virgin.
[platypusbear]: And 28.
You say, "The glass is the molotov cocktail I'm going to throw at you once I'm done watching you tumble helplessly down a steep hill."
That's where I'm concluding the adventure, because the rest was just stupid. :D
I would like to eat a subway sandwich.
posted by Oppolo&Jaq @ 5:23 PM
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